Snuggie

water flavored water

A glass hammer

robes made specially to be worn backwards

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A flat ladle

Jewish Christmas stockings

The appendix.

SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

A food proof cutlery set

cordless extension cord

snuggies

#1 pencils

My life.

Sarcasm (*sarcasm)

cellphoneless sim card

rebecca black

Rolls-Royce Trent powered hairdryer

Bottomless pockets

A cellphone battery decharger

un pendrive que borre la informacion

A "How To Type" website.

Mont Blanc branded crayons

the ability to talk to deaf Caterpillars

Pointless Inventions

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