Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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an octohorse (octopus+horse) iv seen plenty

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left handed steering wheels.

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A cup that can't hold anything.

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A cellphone battery decharger

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Air Conditioning for Motor Cycles

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The Game

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My lifes????????????????????????????

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People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

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Non-flushable toilet

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Smiley face stickers

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Stick shift with braille.

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A back pocket in your undies.

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Obama.

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Condom that gives you STD's

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Lv. 100 Magikarp.

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a robot that can only unplug itself

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Bugspray without deet

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concrete car

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Zune.

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iPhone 6 plus. Bigger so it's harder to fit in your pocket, and thinner so it's more breakable!

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Ice cream that EVAPORATES befor you even lick it

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Second-Rate aka déclassé Mc Donalds for those that cannot afford the... high quality stuff??? Moral: Dadasomethingsong not particularly fond of it!

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See Through Shower Curtains.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!