Charlie Sheen

lead kite

See-through, endothermic showercurtains.

A basketball filled with lead.

Solar powered flashlight

glasses-less mode on youtube 3D

brakes for airplanes

gay marriage

A pedal powered wheel chair

Toe nail sharpener

WHAT? I AM GETTING GREEN THUMBS? HERESY! BLASPHEMY! Moral: Oh sorry, I keep mistaking these horsehead network for "the pointless comment section"

Earphones that only work when you've muted the sound.

MP3 Players for deaf people.

parent's in Disney Films

Jon Wilkins

A machine that makes pointless invention jokes

bacterial soap

Jihad

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

Air guitar hero

An instant movie maker that makes movies with all the actors being Nicholas Cage

Snuggie

a house with no doors

rifle that shoots lint

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!