miscarriages

The dislike button on a Smosh video

Hallucinations

A book on how to read.

A machine that can turn anything into air as long as the original object was air.

An instant movie maker that makes movies with all the actors being Nicholas Cage

A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

Obama

A diesel engined Formula One racing car

A holiday where we paint eggs and pretend that a giant rabbit will give us chocolate because Jesus died.

a sign that says: "house painting at home"

A bulletproof hunting dog that laughs at you when you miss ducks

A gas powered turtle neck sweater

Self-flattening paper

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Tissues that don't clean up seman

The Regular Show.

Invisible car tires

Black lightbulb

The Gooch

ugly people

A chocolate teapot.

Surgical mittens.

Screen doors for submarines.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!