Hallucinations

A wired remote

a wheelchair with pedals

an ink-less Biro

Banana flavoured apples

Knee pads for your elbows.

This site. Saddest, most unfunny pile of shite I've ever read...

A holiday where we paint eggs and pretend that a giant rabbit will give us chocolate because Jesus died.

anti- Hitler vests

Urine flavored breath mints

Homework

A solar flashlight.

Australian French Fries

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

math

Life

pixle *for censoring porn*

color blind bomb rigger

Invisible Stop sign

Helicopter ejector seat

a pedal-powered wheel chair

a hood of a sweat shirt

Toilet paper sheets that don't line up properly

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!