Humans

a pen that writes on black paper

iRobot Roomba (automatic vacuum) - it's the woman's job to vacuum.

A woman that can leave the kitchen.

Holographic things that you can touch

Noise Cancelling Sub-Woofers...

Apple

Left handed pencil

Chocolate smelling USB-memory sticks

Justin Beiber voice

Pepper spray eye drops.

Moral man becoming so famous that others put him in the post below and he has the standard of excellent quality: 2 thumbs ups! Moral: What is a man? A miserable pile of pointlessity? I love pointlessity, people fight and kill to prove their points... I? I a pointless! :D

odorless perfume

xbox 720 (4 the idiots out there, 360+360=720)

Cardboard Surfboard

Silenced grenade

Your post are belong to us! Hahaha! Make your time! Moral: I was going to write a post but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Diet Water

Religion.

A penis with no balls

A dollar bill that costs a dollar.

The Quagemire show...

If you believe that I'm stupid, vote this up

Pff... you think that is going to make a difference mr haxor? I mean come on! Who else can possibly reach to give me that many thumbs downs in so little time... Moral: Hahahahahaha! Take it easy bro! All I am doing is having fun! But... if your way of having fun is doing this... then I pity you... take care buddy, because you really need that, and I know that there cannot be many of you, since my comments are as previously mentioned given 4 minus thumbs (at least), under 30 seconds... Just, take care, and if this helps you cope with your problems, go ahead, its fine, I mean if you seek pity, you have plenty now.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!