- Pointless Inventions

Helicopter ejector seat

a pedal-powered wheel chair

a hood of a sweat shirt

Toilet paper sheets that don't line up properly

A solar powered bedside lamp.

Silk spiderweb pants knitted by the elves.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Every Holden Motor Car

Fireproof logs.

porcelain contact lens

a list of pointless inventions

braille for the deaf

tanks with glass sunroofs= awesome lifestyle

New Olympic swimming event: 100m doggy-paddle

a butter stick

Inflatable dartboards.

Covered Airports

Your mom

flightless airplane

Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

Perforated condom

School for the retarded .

Solar Powered Flashlight

Solar powered headlights.

Pointless Inventions

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