A paint by numbers coloring book for blind people.

A Bike With No Wheels

Non-toxic poison

air conditioned condom

Sonic: 3D games collection.

a cubed bowling ball

A box that is self conscious and wishes it wasn't a box

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Justin Beibers penis

a door that dont opon

A wheel that will engage its breaks if the car rolls more than 5 meters to stop it from rolling away

The white crayon, marker or colored pencil.

Bulletproof Blackboard.

an ink-less Biro

an unscented perfume

Knee pads for your elbows.

Time machine... I mean. Tie machine...I mean. I don't know.

When you see it!

A Screen-door submarine.

chocolate toothpaste

magnum condoms

Lye Eyedrops.

DVD Rewinder

Stationary navigation assistant

Pointless Inventions

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