washable Sharpie

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cucumbers. 98% water, 2% crap taste.

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An alarm clock that plays soothing music.

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I can`t believe its not sh*t flavored brown butter... Moral: It made me laugh XD Still just read it in some skinny black guy`s voice with an attitude.

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The Clap On and the Clap On Plus

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A plane that needs to be plugged in

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hydro-electric computer

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Instant water

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Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

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The fact that people write why instead of y and you instead of u.

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A tree that looked dead all year

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Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

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anti- Hitler vests

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A chocolate flavoured rectal thermometer

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A solid Straw.

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half-penny coin

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babies

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Males, and Male rights

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A water proof water bottle

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Doorless hinges.... Or hingless doors

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Fire proof cigarettes.

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A solar-powered flashlight

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glow in the dark sun glasses :-)

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A DVD Rewinder

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!