The sperm your father shot into your mom nine months before you got born! BURN!

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An airbag

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Invisible Money. (I doubt anyone will believe its money...)

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canned bread

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Sunglasses without lenses.

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octopus handcuffs

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a glass hammer

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Womens' opinions

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Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

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K-Pop

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Physics.

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A water proof water bottle

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Star trek convetions with a nerd ban

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Ear buds that block out sound

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Washable Permanent Marker

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Chick Flicks

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The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

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a DVD rewinder

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water proof water

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chairs in a hall ment for stand-up comedy.

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2 inch extension cord

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A solar power bugie on the dark side of the moon

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Trolls on everybody edits.

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Diapers with a gaping hole on the ass

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!