money shredder

Reusable Toilet Paper

SPAGHETTI so chris doensnt die from shoving it in his arse repeatedly

AIDS

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

the bible

Thumbs up if you hate Obama.

You.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

Tissues that don't clean up seman

Sunglasses for blind people

Satanism, AND atheism

Volume control for soundproof headphones.

a dosh bag but only works on leons bum crack

day vision goggles

pedal powered steamrollers

Bean-flavored tofu.

A ball

MINERAL TOILET WATER .

A glass hammer

you

A SpooKnif a spoon so sharp it can also be used as a knife.

The add saying: What is scientology? Find out for yourself. Aka we wont tell you so dont click here.

A page that offers a free version of WinZip, but the file needs WinZip to open

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!