A Horsehead network that runs SO FREAKING SLOW, THAT YOU POST SOMETHING AT POINTLESS SUPERPOWERS, AND IT SOMEHOW ENDS UP SIX MINUTES LATER ON THE POINTLESS INVENTIONS SECTION! Moral: He was called standing Bull before he challenged me into a fight!

a guitar without strings b

school

solar powered flaslight

Fire proof cigarettes.

chairs in a hall ment for stand-up comedy.

a piggy bank that you can't get your money out of.

this site

Cold Saunas

A solar-powered flashlight

a toilet bowl with one end of a portal just under the seat and another end in the ceiling

Pop music.

Napalm Based Fire Extinguishers

Boomerang arrows. Warning, shooting will result in severe injury or death.

Alcohol with only 18% alcohol in it

Ear-noculars.

TOWIE

A shower curtain that almost looks like a shower door

School

Hand Un-sanitizer

Obamacare.

Plastic food

Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

Reusable Toilet Paper

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!