A tungsten balloon.

Gender specific port-a-potties

Cold sick missile

Taste PIZZWATEX Refreshing and right from the finest toilets of England.

Charlie Sheen

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

Haircuts

A rubber that doesn't clean

heavy feathers -jesse

3d glasses for the blind

people who get thumbs down

A phone that sends an electric jolt to your crotch to signal incoming texts. This feature is permanant.

"Insert coin": The game Arcade edition! Just insert the money and leave right away, saves up to several hours of stressing gameplay! Its not like you are getting the money back you know! Moral: Reminds me of a arcade hall I saw in Chile once, only one cabinet had a screen, but no working "game tokens" receiver :P, they also had a ping pong board with no ball, no idea why the hell the place was even open at all XP

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Hairspray filled fire extinguishers.

Cold Saunas

Obama

30 second unskippable advertisements

earphones for the deaf ?

Subway. We have women for that

Adobe Update

anybody who is reading this

A robotic toe on your forehead

Cell phone battery drainer

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!