texting

bottle mouths that snap on top of aluminum cans.

Mediocrity.

Rebecca Black.

"Insert coin": The game Arcade edition! Just insert the money and leave right away, saves up to several hours of stressing gameplay! Its not like you are getting the money back you know! Moral: Reminds me of a arcade hall I saw in Chile once, only one cabinet had a screen, but no working "game tokens" receiver :P, they also had a ping pong board with no ball, no idea why the hell the place was even open at all XP

phone sex.

me

Solar-powered torch

Fire proff potatoes

Create your own Human-Botfly

An extra medium shirt...

Book-mark for portable e-book readers.

Fake Soil made out of dirt

a cupless bra

Paper Jamz

Disney horror film

Religions

Obamacare.

Dissolving Kettle

Alarm to remind you to go back to sleep

(Going for comment in first 10 pages)... Justin Bieber. (too easy (??_?)...)

Clear paint.

solar power night vision goggles

Breakaway Condoms.

Pointless Inventions

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