Anti gravity floors

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A hair dryer for drying your fire.

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One Direction

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Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

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Concrete life jacket

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Rusty Stainless Steel

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you

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Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

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The idea of writing your name at the end of an entry so people know you wrote it.-Tony

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Brussels Spouts

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Black People

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Televisions built into coffins.

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Invisible Stop sign

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The Human Centipede

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A pig massager

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Solar-powered torch

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Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

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Caffeinated sleeping pills.

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Barrettes for bald people.

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Spork

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Internet explorer

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clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

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maths for retards

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Sporks

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!