Food that can't be digested. That way you can eat it after you shit it out.

Condoms

A circle

Fat free butter

Adobe Update

Solar-powered torch

left handed skrewdriver

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

Barrettes for bald people.

Twilight

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

vanna white, all she does is turn the dam letters. lol.

a balloon that pops when it has air in it.

Disolvable condoms.

Transparent colored pencils

Boomerang arrows. Warning, shooting will result in severe injury or death.

To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

Exploding ice cream

A Screen-door submarine.

man tits

Internet explorer

A Bullet Train from Dehli to Bombay..... hang on tightly!

An invisiblw watch

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Pointless Inventions

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