Barrettes for bald people.

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

Spork

The idea of writing your name at the end of an entry so people know you wrote it.-Tony

Black People

cordless extension cord

educational video games

a piggy bank that you can't get your money out of.

bacon flavored hunting camo

Noise cancelling Harrington aids

anybody who is reading this

A chair with no seat

Solar-powered torch

Cell phone battery drainer

Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

Solar-powered flashlight.

Dick proof Panty

Internet explorer

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

Sporks

maths for retards

The show Naked and Afriad being sensored

Brussels Spouts

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