Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

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An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

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a phone without a screen

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Full scale computer shaped usb flash drive

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clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

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Solar powerd flash light

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Megahit songs about not needing money.

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Cold resistant ice cream.

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Charlie Sheen

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ibeprophen with a tendency to give you a headache

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Timeline on Facebook

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A vacuum cleaner that can pick up 3 bowling balls

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A circle

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A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

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The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

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Religion

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.45 caliber with cannon bullets

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That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

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Cell phone battery drainer

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Barack Obama

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Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

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The Clap On and the Clap On Plus

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canned bread

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!