The ability to walk as fast as you can run

breathable condoms

Penut butter on a pesticide mouse trap

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

a phone without a screen

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

Solar powerd flash light

Megahit songs about not needing money.

Cold resistant ice cream.

Charlie Sheen

Timeline on Facebook

ibeprophen with a tendency to give you a headache

A vacuum cleaner that can pick up 3 bowling balls

Transparent colored pencils

A circle

A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

Religion

.45 caliber with cannon bullets

That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

Cell phone battery drainer

Barack Obama

Pointless Inventions

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