Flavorless Water

bulletproof clay pigeons

Habanero suppositories

a specialized GPS device which always displays the current location of Mount Everest

Soy dog treats for vegan canines

Wartune (you know the game that makes you believe its porn or "everything a man needs?") Moral: Thumb me down if you must, but think about it for a minute or two before you do so...

Moonglasses

One Direction

Electric Ladle

a battry that runs on batterys

Woman Repellent

christian rock

Powdered water

Retarded people who ask , then answering it afterwards

flame retardant weed

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Glow in the Dark Tampons.

Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

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Pre Soaked Water

Chocolate Teapot :)

Non-alcoholic vodka

Under water diving board.

Asthma inhaler leaving you short of breath. (Actual side effect)

Pointless Inventions

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