Bacon scented wetsuit

-OK,all now listen to me...all you are going to become a nigga just like me!!! -Are our childreen to become black too? -Yes!!!,even their butts are going to be black!!! -Ohh ,damnit!!! -Hmmm...

Mosquitoes.

Shampoo based mostly on bacon, excellent for those that want to keep their hair greasy.

Nut-free Nutella.

mesh condoms

Driving school for the blind

Listing pointless inventions

DVD rewinder.

hair removal cream for bald people

self-propelled push lawn mowers

Scripts for reality TV shows *cought* Jersey Shore *cough*

PS3

Women's rights.

A screen door for a submarine.

Tits on a nun.

See-through bathroom stalls.

Glasses with no lenses.

Justin Bieber's Fans. *Gets Machine gun out*

This site.

Attractive female repellent

Atheism, because what would be the point in living if there is nothing after?

Spearmint-flavored suppository

Parachute that opens on impact Air conditioned motorbike Waterproof tea bag

Pointless Inventions

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