The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

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Nut-free Nutella.

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Scripts for reality TV shows *cought* Jersey Shore *cough*

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Cigarettes

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Listing pointless inventions

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Sniper rifle that uses buckshots

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Subtitles for blind people.

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hair removal cream for bald people

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Shampoo based mostly on bacon, excellent for those that want to keep their hair greasy.

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Tits on a nun.

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Mosquitoes.

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self-propelled push lawn mowers

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Justin Bieber's Fans. *Gets Machine gun out*

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Driving school for the blind

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DVD rewinder.

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Atheism, because what would be the point in living if there is nothing after?

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Ice-cream flavoured ice-cream.

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Moral: Writing moral just to catch up for the Kinder post below is just fine. (That you do not see an add here, does mean that there is no add here)

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Attractive female repellent

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Glasses with no lenses.

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An underwater cigarette lighter

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Parachute that opens on impact Air conditioned motorbike Waterproof tea bag

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This site.

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condom with sperm lube

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!