-OK,all now listen to me...all you are going to become a nigga just like me!!! -Are our childreen to become black too? -Yes!!!,even their butts are going to be black!!! -Ohh ,damnit!!! -Hmmm...

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Shampoo based mostly on bacon, excellent for those that want to keep their hair greasy.

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Bacon scented wetsuit

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Mosquitoes.

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Nut-free Nutella.

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mesh condoms

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Driving school for the blind

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Listing pointless inventions

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DVD rewinder.

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hair removal cream for bald people

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Scripts for reality TV shows *cought* Jersey Shore *cough*

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self-propelled push lawn mowers

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PS3

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Women's rights.

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A screen door for a submarine.

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Tits on a nun.

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Glasses with no lenses.

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See-through bathroom stalls.

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Justin Bieber's Fans. *Gets Machine gun out*

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Attractive female repellent

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Atheism, because what would be the point in living if there is nothing after?

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Spearmint-flavored suppository

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Parachute that opens on impact Air conditioned motorbike Waterproof tea bag

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no-contact masseuse

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!