A chair with nails instead of cushions.

Maths!

Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

flower scented solvents

SCHOOL

brakes on a space shuttle

Invisible pinata

Solar power flashlight that does not charge

Glow in the dark camouflage pants.

battery powered battery charger

Crocs-branded Condoms

Captchas especially the ones on this site arghhhhh pain in the backside !!

I have read and agree to the (f***ing) terms of service

An inflatable bowling ball!

a musical instrument for playing rests.

Cat beds.

Glow in the dark lighbulb

Internet law

Inflexible trampoline.

Garbage and mildew scented candles/incense

Perpetuum Mobile...

A pillow made out of lead.

fly spray that is good for flies

eyeglasses with funnels to aid you in droppind eyedrops

Pointless Inventions

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