ME! Moral: I see why I am more useful than a square wheel though, because I keep on rollin even though people are hatin. On a second thought I hardly see how that makes me more useful... FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Perpetuum Mobile...

brakes on a space shuttle

Cat beds.

A printer that prints blank sheets of paper

Never mind, in a moment of weakness I let myself go, NEVAR AGAIN! The day the whole world is against Moral Man, Moral Man will take on the world! Moral: I stand against all from religious Zealots to people that abuse others, I also speak my mind, if that is pointless, then so be it.

a hands-free mouse

AJ's Wiener

Taxes.

a condom with valve.

Left handed Baseball bats

Chuck Norris repellent (can not exist)

Solar powered flashlight?

Wired cellphone

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Undergorund airplane

Lightweight paperweights.

Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

Solar powered flashlight

naw instead of no

Sperm favored condoms

Grilled ice cream

A urinal for women

Glow in the dark camouflage pants.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!