Cat beds.

Grilled ice cream

Never mind, in a moment of weakness I let myself go, NEVAR AGAIN! The day the whole world is against Moral Man, Moral Man will take on the world! Moral: I stand against all from religious Zealots to people that abuse others, I also speak my mind, if that is pointless, then so be it.

tipless condoms

Fox News

Chuck Norris repellent (can not exist)

salt for slugs!

Eatable Packing Peanuts

a hands-free mouse

A printer that prints blank sheets of paper

A perfectly generic, steel cube. Magnetized on the bottom so it hovers, and the top can be used as a small tabletop.

a condom with valve.

Left handed Baseball bats

a musical instrument for playing rests.

AJ's Wiener

Wired cellphone

Perpetuum Mobile...

Undergorund airplane

Glow in the dark camouflage pants.

Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

Solar powered flashlight

Glow-in-the-dark pacemaker.

Sperm favored condoms

Seedless sunflowers

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!