tipless condoms

Fox News

salt for slugs!

Eatable Packing Peanuts

a hands-free mouse

A printer that prints blank sheets of paper

A perfectly generic, steel cube. Magnetized on the bottom so it hovers, and the top can be used as a small tabletop.

ME! Moral: I see why I am more useful than a square wheel though, because I keep on rollin even though people are hatin. On a second thought I hardly see how that makes me more useful... FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

a condom with valve.

Chuck Norris repellent (can not exist)

Solar powered flashlight?

Grilled ice cream

AJ's Wiener

Wired cellphone

Left handed Baseball bats

Perpetuum Mobile...

a musical instrument for playing rests.

Undergorund airplane

Glow in the dark camouflage pants.

Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

Solar powered flashlight

Sperm favored condoms

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Lightweight paperweights.

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