Brushing your teeth right before you eat.

eyeglasses with funnels to aid you in droppind eyedrops

Perpetuum Mobile...

a musical instrument for playing rests.

bullying

Lil Wayne

water proof water

HOUSE OF COMMONS

A printer that prints blank sheets of paper

Besides ridiculous weak ignorant people... Moral Man is a creation, not a invention. Moral: Foes of mine, know my name and fear it! Supporters of mine, know I speak for us all, however many or few you may be, I fear not say my mind, none shall be left alone in the darkness!

Scripts for reality TV shows *cough* Jersey Shore *cough*

naw instead of no

Biodegradable pound notes / dollar bills

A fleshlight of Justin Beiber's pooper.

Glow in the dark camouflage pants.

exhaust pipe hamburger griller

terms of service on itunes

Belieber Comments

Solar powered flashlight

Fast Food

The meat around the vagina and boobs

shatter-proof water

Maths!

Solar power flashlight that does not charge

Pointless Inventions

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