Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

the ™ symbol

A beeper to find your cell phone when you lose it

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Get well soon and valentine's day audio greeting cards featuring obscure Scandinavian black metal bands

a watch that tells you how to tell the time

my life

1 tonne shoes

Braille books on CD.

Hashtags. #YOLO

Justin Beiber's sexuality.

Disney Channel

Fireproof Cigars

Fire-proof matches

boat parking brake

social network that is unable to send a friend request...XD

Inflatable Anchor

Rap music for white people.

White ink pen

passwords that strictly require upper case lower case combinations and numbers. making them easy to forget or mistype.

Condoms with holes

yahoo.com

The Detroit Lions.

fireproof ciggarettes

Pointless Inventions

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