Paris Hilton with clothes on

See-through pirate eye-patch

Female robots for single men that are so realistic that they behave EXACTLY like real women.

Solar powered lightbulbs.

string theory.

the ™ symbol

Womens rights

A sphere

wooden bbq

A one ended stick...

nasal congestant

Sharecash, and Fileups

Chuck norris repellant

Dehydrated prepackaged water.

Online classes titled "introduction to the internet"

Chair

The airstuard's who direct you to your seat. You've seen planes right? sort-of.. long tube things. They go from 1 to however long the plane is, but you need directions. ( Quote from Michael Macintrye FTW? ) XD

Waterproof towels

blenders for babies when we have golf shoes

Disney Channel

Xbox 360 because PS3 is better

passwords that strictly require upper case lower case combinations and numbers. making them easy to forget or mistype.

Non-edible fruit trees. No one wants fruit that THEY CAN'T FREAKIN' EAT !!!!

Windscreen wipers for submarines.

Pointless Inventions

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