Phlegm flavoured mucus and phlegm relieve medicine

Hiphop

A machine that gives your car infinite fuel. Just add gasoline for it to work.

fizzy water

The democratic party

A baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry

flammable cigarettes

Non-edible fruit trees. No one wants fruit that THEY CAN'T FREAKIN' EAT !!!!

HORSEHEAD NETWORK

Captcha images. pubsened sense

Rap music for white people.

Haiti.

non-stick stickers

fn key on a mac.

Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

Solar powered light bulb

CAPTCHA.

A plug-in battery.

Get well soon and valentine's day audio greeting cards featuring obscure Scandinavian black metal bands

my life

Flavored Tampons

An audiobook on learning sign language.

PS3.

A movie for the blind

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