glow in the dark sunglasses

WIsdom teeth.

A glow-in-the-dark camouflage outfit.

From this day on, I promise to stop signing my texts with. Moral: Lies! THE MORAL IS A LIE! (Ps: I WILL SIGN THEM HARDER THAN EVER!)

yahoo.com

Hiphop

Assless diapers

submarine screen doors

A remote control clicker that only has the select button.

Miley Cyrus... Whore.

chemical free water

Flavored Tampons

Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

A Black President

Sporks.

A battery charger that requires batteries.

A pen that can only write on underwear.

CAPTCHA's

Homo closets.

bottle opener on a canned coke machine

a sphere (get it)

roll on eye drops

Soundproof Headphones.

the "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" thing

Pointless Inventions

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