Drown-safe Pools (there would be no water)

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A lock on a 24/7 store

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Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

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Non-edible fruit trees. No one wants fruit that THEY CAN'T FREAKIN' EAT !!!!

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Hashtags. #YOLO

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fish scented douche

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Gluten free wheat- The perfect invention for people with Gluten Allergies!

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A sphere

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Wooden Fireplace

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inflatable car

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Speedos

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A solar powered flashlight

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Canned bread.

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Magnetic facial jewellery

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braile at a drive-up atm machine..

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uncarbonated soda

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CAPTCHA.

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invisible shades

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Pre-sealed envelopes

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Lyophilised water.

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Justin Bieber Blow-Up Doll

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invisible glasses

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A phone that has every sort of app under the sun - Except for calling.

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a machine that keeps downing on Justin Beiber constantly due to inability to think of anything ACTUALLY funny

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!