We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

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Training wheels for submarine

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Afrocentrism

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pointless inventions website full of justin bieber posts

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No Freeware works as advertised.

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cucumber wt wipes that smells like jizz

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fireproof matches

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Helmet that lets you know when you hit your head

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One direction.

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Metal toilet paper

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a horse with only two legs

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Weman

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this website

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Are you tired of money clogging up your wallet and weighing your pockets down? Introducing your kids!

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A Capcom device that tells you when new Megaman games come out. Moral: Never.

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Just Dance.

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caffein free coffee

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life-sized spycam

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Underwater Basketweaving

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the wheel

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women's rights

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art critics.

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Light that only turns on when in contact with light.

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Glow in the dark sunglasses

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!