A barber shop for bald people only.

dummies for dummies book

A heater strictly for providing coolness

Solar powered lightbulb

We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

No Freeware works as advertised.

the worlds biggest anything

A Fork-Knife

Strap-ons for women

A time machine that can only move forward at normal speed

Fireproof firewood

clear whiteout

An audio-book for deaf

Pennies

the button that says "I have read and agree to the Terms of service". (i hope i didnt copy someones)

THE CAPS LOCK KEY

A football Bat

an athiest bible

XBOX MUSIC XBOX GAMES XBOX APPS XBOX BROADCASTS XBOX LIVE We get it Microsoft... I got the hint and got myself a Playstation 4, can we like cut this Xbox thing now? The apps and games and stuff can stay, just remove the console and we are good.

decaf 5 hour energy

A Washable Permanent marker.

invisible dildo

this site.

Mexico.

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