A time machine that can only move forward at normal speed

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PENIS HEADSHRINKER! Moral: 2 cm! Chicks dig it!

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A Capcom device that tells you when new Megaman games come out. Moral: Never.

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Sugar Free Sugar

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Myspace

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A barber shop for bald people only.

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dummies for dummies book

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A heater strictly for providing coolness

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We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

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Solar powered lightbulb

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No Freeware works as advertised.

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the worlds biggest anything

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Strap-ons for women

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One direction.

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Fireproof firewood

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clear whiteout

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Non-alcoholic beer.

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braille on drive up atms calling it a driveway when it's where you park obama?

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Pennies

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An audio-book for deaf

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the button that says "I have read and agree to the Terms of service". (i hope i didnt copy someones)

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THE CAPS LOCK KEY

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A football Bat

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an athiest bible

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!