A microphone you have to scream into

We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

A protective case for the nokia 3310 phone.

Solar powered night light.

Internet.

An eye cursor. Or a cursor that can be controlled by your eye.

Microsoft :(

The cowardly lion's courage (It was a medal)

virgin mary

Disappearing toilet paper after use.

Wind powered fan

Weman

A blank website for people who are blind.

A computer for the blind that DOESN'T use GUI

pointless inventions website full of justin bieber posts

Silent Alarm Clock

a silent alarm clock.

The Shake Weight

One way elevator

thumb wrestling ring!

a sluty nannie mcfee

Blue paint

Fireproof firewood

DRM

Pointless Inventions

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