A boat that can fly

3D monocle for blind people

A locking system that locks an entire building to prevent people from escaping, but only when there's a fire.

Shake Weight. Doesn't help except with jerking off

A mouse without right-click.

Leet

Scentless Incense

finger nails

"Melody from badger badger" Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! GAYYYYYS OOOOOH GAAAAAAAYS NOOO A GAAAAAAAAAAAY! Moral: Nothing against homosexuals, this is just my straight sense of humor XD

Doctors of Philosophy........ can help those suffering from a bit of Confucious.

Radio modeling.

invisible statue

an anti-social network service.

ALL ELECTRIC CARS

Curry scented deodorant

ASUS TAICHI 21: dual screen notebook, except that you do not both screens at the same time.

Windows Vista

Stab proof knife

a slow clock

Solar-Powered Flashlight

Airplane airbags

Solar powered flashlight

Toothbrush with no brush.

pennies

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!