A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

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rank oder

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Hot water powered water heater

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Miniature iPad.

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hand washed paper plates

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The Space Biro

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jesus

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A fireproof pen

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shoes that are shaped and painted like feet -jesse

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All of Apples products.

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Fat Free Bacon.

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Women's rights.

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online games

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Too Easy!...It's Here: Timer Lipstick Timer Foundation Bullet Proof Whip Hair-Made by willow smith Tron Boots Ballpen Catcher Plasma Glasses-Like Cyclops Rocket Gum Shotgun Shoulder Bag Rocket Bag

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self-destruct button on a mine.

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Adhesive sesame seed

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Strawberry flavored shoes.

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church

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a slow clock

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soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

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"Melody from badger badger" Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! GAYYYYYS OOOOOH GAAAAAAAYS NOOO A GAAAAAAAAAAAY! Moral: Nothing against homosexuals, this is just my straight sense of humor XD

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Rebecca Black

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Battery-powered batteries

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Youtube adds

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!