Too Easy!...It's Here: Timer Lipstick Timer Foundation Bullet Proof Whip Hair-Made by willow smith Tron Boots Ballpen Catcher Plasma Glasses-Like Cyclops Rocket Gum Shotgun Shoulder Bag Rocket Bag

Boobs on a nun.

open-shoes, PENSHO!

acid escence eye cleaner

Taking family photos of people in burkhas -

Glass underwear

A environment friendly sun-charging remote control that takes too long to charge for each channel in order to channel surf during the commercials. Moral: Screw the rainforest! All three remaining trees of it!

Mental disorders

automatic soap dispenser

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Water Proof Note Cards

The truth hurts Thomas, the truth hurts

invisible ink

clowns who do funerals

vaccum sealed oxygen tank

criminals

Your appendix, all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

Jesus from Nazareth:The turn based strategy game Xbox exclusive.

A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

edible hydrolic acid

Treadmill with wheels

Doctors of Philosophy........ can help those suffering from a bit of Confucious.

PENIS HEADSHRINKER! Moral: 2 cm! Chicks dig it!

See-through clothes

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!