Disney Channel

the ability to post Justin Bieber

A music player that does everything but play music

cellphone that runs on car batteries

a "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" button.

shoes that are shaped and painted like feet -jesse

From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

Disolving condoms.

Radio modeling.

a fork made out of rubber

That stupid bit of skin around a vagina.. Oh, a woman, that's it.

Non absorbent tampons

baby making condoms

Brain cavity for Sarah Palin

Propel - Water Flavor

toys with batteries not included

Suitcase Bag

3D monocle for blind people

Microwaveable ice cube tray

Solar powered flashlights

a new viagra in...suppository form........

A bike with no wheels

Miniature iPad.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!