Uranium that tastes like cheese.

Your Mother

Screen door on a submarine.

Cardboard Bullets

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

seedless sunflower seeds

laminated napkin

A mouse with a trackpad attached to the top.

Prius

black people

Women's rights

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

Jersey Shore

The Government.

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

Impact Activated Parachute

a dog

Justin Bieber.

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

Mute alarm clock

:D Hahahahahahaha! Thumb me down already, helps me keep count on how many people without guts there are out there, and so far I am surprised at how few pieces of shit there are out there... it cant be right, there has to be more! So keep thumbing down so I can keep count of you. ;) Moral: Another victory this day, moral man wins anyway, so the day I dont get my way? Pray...

Any Religion ever

solar powered night light

Fingerless Surgical Gloves

Pointless Inventions

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