:D Hahahahahahaha! Thumb me down already, helps me keep count on how many people without guts there are out there, and so far I am surprised at how few pieces of shit there are out there... it cant be right, there has to be more! So keep thumbing down so I can keep count of you. ;) Moral: Another victory this day, moral man wins anyway, so the day I dont get my way? Pray...

laminated napkin

Uranium that tastes like cheese.

The Shake Weight[TM] for men.

Non-flammable gas

Prius

Your Mother

seedless sunflower seeds

"A poopy flavored lollipop"

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

A mouse with a trackpad attached to the top.

Women's rights

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

Jersey Shore

Impact Activated Parachute

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

The Government.

solar powered night light

a dog

Justin Bieber.

Mute alarm clock

a robot made out of guns shooting a gun that shoots guns shooting more guns at a airplane made out of guns

Any Religion ever

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!