nuclear for wars when we can use it for peace

Lime green firetrucks.

a chocolate fire alarm

Metal toilet paper

a girlfriend.

tattoos where you cant see them

Meatless double cheeseburger... without the cheese.

A wooden axe

Shorts called pants.

Polka triangled fabric.

Down-to-Earth imaginative individuals.

bumpless braille

Yo I'ma let you finish but Pointless superpowers is the best text-based horsehead huffer website

ROGAIN SHAVING CREAM,,.,

An under-water hair-dryer.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

A copier that lets you make one copy at a time and shreds the original at the same time

Exams

Self-eating bacon.

Bottled water, when there's a fountain, like, right there......

Blockbuster. IT GOT PWNED BY REDBOX AND OLDFLIX YEAH! Moral: If you are sad because you lost your job, you can come work for me, I will pay you half of what you earn for me! ECONOMY SUCCESS!

idiots who keep writing powdered water

A none see through window

The alternative number pad on your keyboard

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!