Undramatic chipmunks

Any movie on Syfy

a white school bus with an sign saying "Free Candy"

Electric-powered fur coat.

ANYONE WHO HAS POSTED JUSTIN BIEBER AND ANY OTHER NON-POINTLESS THINGS.

Brown underwear.

the button that says "I have read and agree to the Terms of service". (i hope i didnt copy someones)

Bacon flavored underwear(for hunting)

decaffeinated coffee

religion

War

easy remove anchor

Flashlight with powered by Solar..

Jalapeño flavored milk

condoms which disintergrate when in contact with seman or sperm

A hover craft that flys underground

the pope

Deez Nutz

fireproof matches

A one sided stick

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

Tracksuit bottoms for people with no legs

An anti-joke.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!