a battery opperated battery

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condoms which disintergrate when in contact with seman or sperm

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gravel based lubrication

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A hover craft that flys underground

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Deez Nutz

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A toilet that grabs your poo

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The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

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A one sided stick

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Tracksuit bottoms for people with no legs

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An anti-joke.

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Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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lost fingers and hidden black men.

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Indulgence.

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GOD

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A chocolate teapot

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A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

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Bowl with holes oh wait strainer nvm

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This website :D

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SOPA

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You

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Minecraft

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a new viagra in...suppository form........

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Strawberry flavored shoes.

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brett favre

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!