Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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A toothbrush with a normal head at one end and a handy, built-in toothpaste dispenser on the other. 2-in-1: a marketing dream...

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Indulgence.

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GOD

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Transparent clothes

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A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

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Bowl with holes oh wait strainer nvm

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SOPA

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DVD rewinder

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Justin Beiber penis

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headphones for deaf people

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toys with batteries not included

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You

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Minecraft

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a new viagra in...suppository form........

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Strawberry flavored shoes.

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Strap-ons for women

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A toilet that grabs your poo

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A brand new kind of contest, find Justin Bieber among our crowd and win a million dollars and a brand new car! Moral: Nobody wants to find Justin Bieber.

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Billy Mayes: SHAM! WOW!©

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Treadmill with wheels

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A time machine that can only move forward at normal speed

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Solar powered flashlight.

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lost fingers and hidden black men.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!