- Pointless Inventions

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! cheery music "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

A toothbrush with a normal head at one end and a handy, built-in toothpaste dispenser on the other. 2-in-1: a marketing dream...

Indulgence.

GOD

Transparent clothes

Bowl with holes oh wait strainer nvm

A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

ipod for the deaf

SOPA

DVD rewinder

Justin Beiber penis

headphones for deaf people

toys with batteries not included

You

Minecraft

a new viagra in...suppository form........

Strawberry flavored shoes.

Strap-ons for women

A toilet that grabs your poo

A brand new kind of contest, find Justin Bieber among our crowd and win a million dollars and a brand new car! Moral: Nobody wants to find Justin Bieber.

Billy Mayes: SHAM! WOW!©

Treadmill with wheels

A time machine that can only move forward at normal speed

Solar powered flashlight.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!