Undramatic chipmunks

Gingers

Life preserver ring filled with water.

A radio for the deaf

Braille on a drive-thru ATM machine

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Coloured Whiteboards

Appendix

Milk flavored Beer

Those things that clip on to coat hangers to tell size

paper mache boat

Michael Smith =D

A trusty shotgun poop parrot

Screen doors for a submarine.

Suitcase Bag

Dirty tissues.

A computer that teaches you how to use an computer

Solar powered tanning booth.

inflatable dartboard

religion

A flat spoon

A wind powered paper air plane

A bladeless sword

a dvd on how to work a dvd player.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!