Solid steel shoelaces

ipod for the deaf

Propel - Water Flavor

Veggie Burger

vice presidents

Poor Dora doesn't know that Swipper is actually border patrol.

gravel based lubrication

Time Travel

School

Water Proof Fire

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Moobs

A one sided stick

a flashlight that only works on day

a camera that can take pictures of itself

unplayable sims

Boobs... Gross.

iPhone 6 plus. Bigger so it's harder to fit in your pocket, and thinner so it's more breakable!

Vagina

Dairy free milk.

closed caption raido

Diet water

iPad2

Submarine ejection seat

Pointless Inventions

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