Think you can beat my team? Bring it!

Corduroy condoms.

20 minute instant noodles

A box with holes.

TV curtains

fireproof logs

brett favre

Those spots that float around in our eyes

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

black ops

A 16-digit combination padlock

Stupidphone,not Smartphone.

YOUR MOMS ASS

QWOP for iPhone.

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Left handed videogame controllers.

yo momma

a book about color for the color blind

A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

Jalapeño flavored milk

Strict parents

samba and brazilian carnival .....i'am brazillian and i can tell that it realy sucks nobody wants to hear samba its is just noise like funk ¬¬' (don't bother about the bad english here i'am one of the best's)

clothes for dogs... they're animals, not dolls!!

SNOITNEVNI SSELTNIOP: Special mirrored edition. Moral: But will it blend?

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!