an extreme roller coaster ride for the elderly.

Microwavable Ice tray

A trusty boomerrang sword

Ice cream that EVAPORATES befor you even lick it

bumpless braille

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

religion

Jalapeño flavored milk

your mom

a health and safety non slip slide for kids (there's one at my local family center!!!)

Jersey Shore

twitter...... follow @chazz_basshead

Rebecca Black

A boomerang with a C4 strapped to it. What happens if you miss?

Fur sink

The Kardashans

Family strip poker! Surprises for the whole family as b0ners and wet panties turn everywhere! Ever wondered if your mother likes your big manhood? Wonder no more! Ever wondered what can happen if your father suddenly ends up naked and you start thinking about that hot girl you met yesterday? Could there be a good reason to why your sisters looong hugs feel as she is rubbing against you? Discover now! Does your grandma still have the "natural wetness?" DISCOVER! LEARN! EXPERIENCE! AND REMEMBER! THE FIRST GUY TO PREC0M OR THE FIRST FEMALE WHO`S LEGS GET WET... LOSES! INVITE YOUR GRANDPARENTS TO A GAME THEY MIGHT FINALLY BEAT YOU AT! Because you always secretly wanted them to beat you hard right?! ;) GET CLOSER TO YOUR FAMILY TODAY! Moral DISCLAIMER: We at ToysAreus, take no responsibility for STD`s and unwanted pregnancies! GUARANTEED FUN!

A brand new kind of contest, find Justin Bieber among our crowd and win a million dollars and a brand new car! Moral: Nobody wants to find Justin Bieber.

Redbox. It killed Blockbuster.

Screamo Music

Live action cartoons

Solitaire Online

This website...

a robot that can only unplug itself

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!