turn signal on a monorail

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A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

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Man Nipples

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Y U NOT RUNNING?! IM SCARY!?!? RAWRR

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~motorcycle with airbags (unless you crash while going 200 mph)~

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Jersey Shore

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School,

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Submarine ejection seat

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JAPCUM RESENTS: ULTIMATE BARBELL VS JAPCUM 3!: Who the hell gives a damn about what happens to the fucking universes. Moral: HADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUKEN! AND POWER OF THE, POWER OF, POWER OF, POWER THE DESTRUCTOR, POWER OF THE CREATOR!

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a penis that can't ejaculate

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Merkins. Google it.

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Invisible TV.

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a book made out of water about water

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Steam powered dehumidifier

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Justin Beiber AND Selena Gomez.

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A bladeless sword

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transparent underwears

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A bicycle for the disabled

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Flaming ice cubes.

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Anything consumable in "light" or "zero" form.

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Women.

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jordan hickey

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Square Tires for Carts

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social miedia (instagram,twitter,facebook,reddit,fickr,ETC(NOT youtube!!!))

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!