Gluebricant

Myspace.

yo momma

Socks for your nose.

That stupid bit of skin around a vagina.. Oh, a woman, that's it.

Bottomless pockets

A woman's vocal chords. Was gonna say mouth but..

Fashion.

water absorbant clothing.

Barack Obama

Websites to fix broken computers

braille road signs

Penis Shirking Cream

Think you can beat my team? Bring it!

turn signal on a monorail

Government

paper mache boat

religion

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a health and safety non slip slide for kids (there's one at my local family center!!!)

Google Plus

money

SNOITNEVNI SSELTNIOP: Special mirrored edition. Moral: But will it blend?

Pointless Inventions

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